I love my job!

In my entire life I have had 5 jobs.

Not too bad I would say.

First I started out in sales at Victoria's Secret. I loved it there and did really well.

Then the boss tried to schedule me for Sundays.

I was the ONLY employee to request that day off.

So I quit.

Next was Panda Express.

Not nearly as glamourous as Victoria's Secret but the manager worked with my schedule and I would never have to work a single Sunday.

Yeah, he got deported.

(I'm not making a joke)

New manager said it wasn't fair I got Sundays off.

I gave him my 2 weeks.

I needed a job so what did I do?

I opened the phone book and called every bookstore within a reasonable distance.

I found out who was hiring and I applied.

Seagull Book hired me.

Truth, I'd never stepped foot inside the store or read LDS literature before that job.

I loved that job!

I left and served my mission.

Came home and went straight back to Seagull.

I needed to make more money though so I went to Key Bank.

I loved playing with money all day. 

Hated that they tried to push loans on people.

Got pregnant.

Threw up blood.

Manager was mean about me going to the hospital.

Realized I couldn't work for her anymore.

Went back to Seagull.

Had baby!!!

New job. . . Mom!

It's the best job i've ever had.

Sure its 24/7 365 days a year.

Sure I can never quit or take a day off.

I get poop in my nails, pee in my face, vomit down my chest.

And that can all happen by noon.

But it's moments like this. . .

That make me LOVE my job!